World Englishes

Uglish (Ugandan English) : A Practical Guide

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All languages change and evolve over time as they are used in different places. English is no different (lol there’s also Ugandan swahili, but that’s for another time).  However, Ugandanised English, or (Uglish) could be a bit of a culture shock to tourists and other foreigners. There are some phrases which have been “localised” from European or North American English that native speakers might struggle to understand (but should know) when communicating in Uganda.  Fail to learn them at your own peril. They have found their way into the common vernacular with such regularity that they can be heard in schools, parliament, you name it!

While English is the official language in Uganda remember that it is not most people’s native language and translation is still occurring which results in verb trouble such as, “Me I”,  or “Me am” or phrases like, “sometimes back”, “discuss about”, “meet me those ends”, or “how comes?”

We’ve compiled a small guide to help you find your way:

“Please extend”

When looking for a little space to sit down, Ugandans will say, “Please extend!” They are not wanting your hand, or assistance, but for you to move to create some space.

“Beep me”

Saying, “Flash me”, or “beep me” means to make an incomplete phone call. This generally happens when you want the other person to call you back at their expense. The person is not speaking of a ‘beeper’ and by no means should you disrobe or consider any other action.

“You are lost”

“Hi, you are lost,” is a classic greeting line in Uganda. This might be confusing since you don’t remember being lost or unsure of directions. However, this is simply a friendly means of saying, ‘Hey, I haven’t seen you in awhile.” Don’t worry. You are not lost.

“Well done”

This is based on the Luganda greeting ‘Gyebaleko’ which is translated, ‘thanks for your work’. It has nothing to do with achievement, real or imagined.

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Chimamanda Adichie: The danger of a single story

This video is always relevant, especially right now.

This video, beyond being an excellent illustration of Nigerian English, reminds us not to take a single story as the only story of a people—and, in the same vein, we must also recognize that the single story centered on the inner circles of anglophones is not the only story of English.  English is pluricentric, and English tells the stories of so many more peoples beyond that inner circle.


Permission To Write (excerpt)

IV

Adrienne Rich:
who watch for my mistakes in grammar,
                           my mistakes in love


Perhaps it’s a problem of syntax.

I’m thinking of you on Zuma, nineteen and recovering from brain surgery, writing haikus in a private language.

Merleau-Ponty: we move through language like a fish swims through water. I read Merleau-Ponty like any other poem; I might have made the line up; I’ve forgotten the rest of the essay but I love the economy of that line. We move through language, not language through us, or exactly that: we move through language and it moves through us. Locke thought that words were signs superimposed on ideas, ideas were the stuff of thoughts/of our minds, words take meaning from the ideas they overlay. Merleau-Ponty said (Saussure said) words take meaning from the relations between them. To see the edge of each word and not to fall into the space between them, we have to move like a fish swims through water. In its element. Of necessity. As a fish takes in air by filtering the water through its gills, keeping the water out. If we are to breathe underwater, if we are not to drown in language, if we are not to suffocate outside it.

Coming back to language, after all. The fierce joy circling beneath the words. Whatever else is there.


[This is the poem I was afraid to write:

What happens after grief has dried up?

You learn to breathe again.]

— Koh Tsin Yen
[full text in QLRS]


Aks for ask. ‘Ignorant’ (people say). Ain’t? ‘Lazy.’ Double negatives? ‘Sloppy.’ I, along with all my linguistic colleagues, will assert with full confidence that there is nothing grammatically wrong, in the descriptive sense, with these constructions. But people who are making these responses are not judging the constructions—they are judging the speakers who use them.

— Anne Curzan, Who Says? (via punkass-book-jockey)


The rise of Indian English

By Amrit Dhillon in Delhi
12:01AM BST 16 Sep 2007

It has taken decades of struggle, but more than half a century after the British departed from India, standard English has finally followed.

Young and educated Indians regard the desire to speak English as it is spoken in England as a silly hang-up from a bygone era. Homegrown idiosyncrasies have worked their way into the mainstream to such an extent that only fanatical purists question their usage. 

Now Penguin, the quintessentially British publishing house, has put the nearest thing to an official imprimatur on the result by producing a collection of some of the most colourful phrases in use - in effect a dictionary of what might be called “Indlish”.

Its title, Entry From Backside Only, refers to a phrase commonly used on signposts to indicate the rear entrance of a building. Binoo John, the author, said young Indians had embraced the variant of the language as a charming offspring of the mingling of English and Hindi, rather than an embarrassing mongrel.

"Economic prosperity has changed attitudes towards Indian English," said Mr John. "Having jobs and incomes, and being noticed by the rest of the world, have made Indians confident - and the same confidence has attached itself to their English."

The 50-year-old journalist said he was inspired by the success of Lynn Truss’s guide to punctuation, Eats, Shoots & Leaves, and by years of reading newspaper reports of politicians “air-dashing” to a destination, “issueless” couples (those without children) and people “preponing” (bringing forward) meetings.

But such phrases are entrenched. A driver, when asked what he does, may refer to his occupation as “drivery”. He keeps his “stepney” (spare tyre) in the “dicky” (boot).

Housemaids on their way to buy vegetables tell their employers they are going “marketing”. Receptionists ask callers, “What is your good name?” before informing them that the boss has gone “out of station” (out of town) with his “cousin-brother” (male cousin). A government official urged farmers in Rajasthan to grow “herbs in their backsides” (backyards).

"Everyone is breaking the rules and being creative about how to use English," said Rukmini Bhaya Nair, a professor of English at the Indian Institute of Technology in Delhi. "It is finally being claimed by Indians as their own, instead of a relic of the Raj."

Despite the changes, English has enjoyed phenomenal popularity over the past few decades. Good English can transform the lives of the impoverished - leading to a better job, a rich spouse, a more exciting social life, and social superiority.

Couples who live on less than 25p a day will skip a meal to pay for their children to attend a school where they will be taught in English. The English-teaching industry is estimated to be worth £150 million.

For the better off, fluent English and a “good” accent convey status faster than titles, names, addresses or offshore bank accounts.

A 1997 survey by India Today magazine estimated that about a third of the country’s population of more than one billion could carry on a conversation in English.

The columnist Anjali Puri said pride in Indian English also stemmed from the success of writers such as Arundhati Roy, Vikram Seth and Salman Rushdie: “These writers have used English to portray Indian reality and it has given people the confidence to try out new words and play around with the language without being scared about whether they are correct.”

If spoken English can be curious, the written form is even more so. In railway offices, a standard opening line in correspondence is: “Dear Sir, with reference to your above see my below.”

As in Britain, employers complain that the standard of English is so abysmal that recruits cannot write a sentence without three grammatical mistakes. One call centre executive in Bombay said a new recruit wrote an email that began: “I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.”

A glossary of the latest lingo as spoken on the streets of India

Dear sir, with reference to your above see my below - popular opening line in official letters.

Teachress - a female teacher.

Timepass - a trivial activity that passes the time.

She freaked out last night - she had a good time.

Your lyrical missive has enveloped me in the sweet fragrance of our love - from a book advising lovers on how to write to girlfriends.

How often do you take sex? - question from doctor to patient.

Pritam Singh has left for his heavenly above - a death notice.

Hue and Cry notice - title of police missing person newspaper advertisement.

Don’t do nuisance in public - government admonition against urinating in public

I find the last two paragraphs of the article before the glossary to be questionable (in that there’s a sudden shift in tone that seems to place a value judgment on the variety), but the rest looks good.

(Source: telegraph.co.uk)